Tag: family
member name: Carol ~Your Humble Queen of La La Land~ D.
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May 26, 2007 01:14 AM EDT --
There was a man with no arms and he needed a job. He applied at a local church as the bell ringer. The reverand said, "How can you ring the bell with no hands.
The man explained . . . more
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September 02, 2007 10:10 AM EDT --
I hope you enjoy your new month. Any plans for your September?
I plan on finishing my kitchen. I have a new house, but am adding drawers in my cabinets for efficiency. I am also going . . . more
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September 05, 2007 03:39 PM EDT --
I just needed to whine. I'm congested, I shaking, I'm coughing, my ribs hurt. I can't remember the last time I was sick. When I get sick, I get dead. I hope you guys . . . more
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September 12, 2007 03:30 PM EDT --
My vote is no. No matter what she is unbalanced. Whether or not it was her fault, her mental capacity is a danger to the children. What do you think?
If you don't know who she is, . . . more
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October 07, 2007 12:46 AM EDT --
The last two days, I feel my emotions gripping me like a pair of boa constrictors. I thought it would be cathartic to list everyone's rant for the day.
I will begin:
I hate when my children . . . more
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October 17, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
I was listening to one of my favorite talk show hosts this morning when I nearly coughed up blood. I couldn't believe what I heard. He talked about his problem with alcoholism and that . . . more
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November 16, 2007 09:09 PM EST --
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? -No, I was named after a church.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? - Yesterday over a New Yorker Cartoon
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? . . . more
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November 21, 2007 11:52 AM EST --
I truly hope your turkey is well-basted. Your oven lives. Your cakes rise and your family behaves. I have 2/3 of my family coming which mean 12 people for dinner. My daughter-in-law . . . more
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November 23, 2007 11:35 AM EST --
My mother is 86 and lives in Florida. I live in Oklahoma. I can't get her to move here as she has a boyfriend and won't leave him. Well, he left her for another woman, and she whines . . . more
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February 26, 2008 11:49 AM EST --
A woman gets arrested for visiting her dying sister? What? Well, the story goes:
She visited her sister to hold her hand while she dies. The woman, Geraldine Magda, 44, in Austin, . . . more
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August 11, 2008 11:49 AM EDT --
Grandbaby number eight is on the way! I have two brothers, one older and one younger, and I am the one with any grandchildren. I love them so much, but sometimes I call them, "What's . . . more
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August 15, 2008 01:28 AM EDT --
If not, I'll review. He's 115 lbs. of love, but he's got major health problems. He's got kidney problems, joint problems, ear problems, and now his hair is falling out in clumps. . . . more
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August 16, 2008 08:29 PM EDT --
I've told you before about my dog. He's a gigantic Golden Retriever. He's sick again. Yesterday, I took him to the vet. He had 105 temp. He's got a staff . . . more
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May 15, 2007 08:07 AM EDT --
Don't forget the gas boycott is today. Let's get a bike. I usually am the last one to participate in a boycott. This is hurting too many people. I heard Rush Limbaugh say . . . more
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May 18, 2007 12:08 AM EDT --
When I was gathering up family papers, I came upon my grandfather's death certificate. I didn't understand why his last name was Cupo. I was always told it was Davino. So, I went . . . more
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May 18, 2007 09:23 PM EDT --
I can't take people who say things like America will come to her knees. If America is attacked again, what will they do? Where is the solution? I know where I'll be: . . . more
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July 15, 2007 10:22 PM EDT --
I want to tell the story of how my cousin lived and died. Someone remarked what's the point of mentioning how someone died. The difference is how someone lived. Here's my cousin's . . . more
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July 22, 2007 10:39 PM EDT --
I called my daughter to explain why I had hung up on her so suddenly. I explained that my dog had pooped out a long poop. It was gross, and then the dog pulled it out of her . . . more
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August 06, 2007 12:21 AM EDT --
First time parents are the best. My daughter and son-in-law are the best parents. They read everything.. No children were to touch the baby. Grandparents only were allowed the privilege . . . more
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August 10, 2007 07:39 PM EDT --
I have been a teacher for 14 years and I can't tell you how many times students have gone home to mommy not daddy cause that wouldn't work so well, and told mom, "The teacher doesn't like . . . more
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