Tag: funny
member name: Carol ~Your Humble Queen of La La Land~ D.
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January 22, 2008 08:00 PM EST --
I looked at my cell phone bill today and it was $567.00. I thought surely this is some mistake. No! It was for real. My youngest daughter ran up a bill by going over our minutes by more than 700 minutes. . . . more
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May 26, 2007 01:14 AM EDT --
There was a man with no arms and he needed a job. He applied at a local church as the bell ringer. The reverand said, "How can you ring the bell with no hands.
The man explained . . . more
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September 19, 2007 09:40 AM EDT --
I found this on MSNBC. I hope it is properly cited. I thought it was so typical of the government that I had to share it with you. Please let me know if it's not properly cited.
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September 23, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
On my way home from work, I couldn't believe my eyes. I saw an elephant. Of course those of you who know me, know I am a story teller. But I don't lie. I told everyone but . . . more
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February 20, 2008 05:47 PM EST --
My daughter is now 13, and she is adopted. She is lovely, spoiled, and all mine. I adopted her from foster care. She was a complete surprise as I was not fostering any children but heard . . . more
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March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . . more
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March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
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May 22, 2007 01:59 AM EDT --
I saw on the news today where a hearse carrying a body to the grave in San Franscisco hit a large pothole. The doors of the hearse were not properly secured, and the coffin slipped out. It . . . more
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September 15, 2007 05:02 PM EDT --
People love to talk about their dogs. I do. Each one seems to do something special. My golden retriever won't go outside. He whines and cries as if he were standing in hot oil. . . . more
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September 26, 2007 12:37 PM EDT --
I was ironing one day, and I saw my new in-laws drive up. I was upset because there was the ironing board in the middle of the kitchen. So, I told my husband to put it away. I was left . . . more
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December 12, 2007 04:14 PM EST --
Does anybody care? I do. A lot spelled alot is simply wrong. I see it all the time. It's driving me nuts. Short trip you say? You have no idea. Do you have . . . more
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December 12, 2007 10:44 PM EST --
You are an evil moderated group!
When I publish to you
You yell at me and make my smile droop.
I want to play but everytime I post to your group
I get a nasty, hurtful email: . . . more
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January 08, 2008 08:34 PM EST --
My son who is and always was "not normal" has been the subject of other articles of mine. He is very interesting. Raising him made me think that every child learned as he did. . . . more
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February 16, 2008 11:21 PM EST --
I am just under five foot tall. The world was not made for me. The average woman in America is 5'4" tall. The average weight is 154 lbs. That's where I'm closer . . . more
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March 29, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
10. Your Internet goes down and you hives because your missing Gather comments.
9. You get your feelings hurt because some know it all jerk corrects your grammar or spelling.
8. . . . more
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May 14, 2008 06:41 PM EDT --
First, let me say, I am very close to all my grandchildren, but this one has a special place in my heart because she has a defective heart. I spoil her rotten. Once, when I was spoiling her . . . more
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December 15, 2007 07:57 PM EST --
Not really, I lied but it's more interesting and eye catching then to say, I only have three pings.
Nobody cares about the wizard.
That's what it is! (Wild eyed)
How . . . more
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January 21, 2008 03:38 PM EST --
We must inform the king. He needs to be animated. I can't talk to him about it. He just sits there grinning like a Buddha on steroids. You don't think he is on steroids . . . more
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February 18, 2008 08:36 PM EST --
Setting: La La Land at present
Characters: Lalaians and an alien name: Ebot
Plot: Ebot has landed on planet Earth on the tiny island of La La. He has been sent as a scout to the . . . more
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